Air Bud: The College Years

            Air Bud is enjoying his new home in the dorms at Ohio University. His two roommates are these sick bros who are on the lacrosse team and they have awesome haircuts. They teach Buddy how to play lacrosse. They also teach him the importance of lifting, protein, and loudly bragging about all the pussy you may-or-may-not be getting on the regular. Overall, they are sick. Air Bud tries out for the lax team and totally makes it, dude. It was sick.

            Air Bud is the new stud on campus. He always walks around campus wearing a backwards snapback and a crew neck sweatshirt that totally says “Bro U”. When he goes to the gym he wears those cutoff shirts where the sleeves are cut all the way to the bottom so you can totally see his ribcage, which is awesome and sick. He let his fur grow out and is now rocking some sick ‘flow’. He can always be found playing Frisbee outside instead of going to class. But the Dean gets all pissed off and says that if Buddy doesn’t start taking his school work seriously, he will be academically ineligible for lacrosse. Not cool, bro.

            Buddy and some of the guys from the lax team develop a plan to hack into the schools computers to change his attendance records and give him A’s for the semester. It’s a pretty sick plan. They dress up in all black and do some secret agent-type stuff to sneak into the offices after the school closes. Also, they are all apparently really good with computer hacking. Whatever, bro, don’t question it. It was sick.

            Now that Buddy doesn’t have to worry about school, he can focus on the lax season. He is the star of the team and they never lose a game for the entire season. They make their way to the NCAA finals, which is sick. The only problem is that the Beer Olympics are the night before, and Air Bud has to compete in the case race. At the Beer Olympics there are also some chicks Jell-O wrestling, but they aren’t even that hot. Buddy slugs a case worth of fresh Natty and doesn’t even puke. It was legendary.

            The next day at the lax finals, the whole team is hung over. Everyone is puking their guts out. Everyone except Buddy, because he’s a hero. He single handedly leads the team to the victory, and they carry him off the field Rudy style. Air Bud later gets expelled because they found some weed in his dorm room, but it wasn’t even that much honestly. They just made a big deal about it. Not chill.

            The End.